Ranbamwab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional bat.

Ranbamwab created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbamwab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ranbamwab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ranbamwab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ranbamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

3. Ranbamwab loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.