Stikkiplik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive hydra.

Stikkiplik created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikkiplik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikkiplik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stikkiplik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stikkiplik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

2. Never hop in summer.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.