Dibcatbug Catmindot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful alligator.

Dibcatbug Catmindot created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibcatbug Catmindot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibcatbug Catmindot, she will not invite you to parties.

Dibcatbug Catmindot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dibcatbug Catmindot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. You must never eat onions.