Tiphubdon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet hare.

Tiphubdon created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphubdon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiphubdon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tiphubdon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tiphubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.