Dingontof is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying yak.

Dingontof created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingontof, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dingontof, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dingontof's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dingontof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.