Rilltarpvoggan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless ferret.

Rilltarpvoggan created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltarpvoggan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rilltarpvoggan, he will not care at all.

Rilltarpvoggan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rilltarpvoggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never prepare gooseberries during summer.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Never stain your hands with purple.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.