Watbopved Rotstigflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy zebra.

Watbopved Rotstigflig created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbopved Rotstigflig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Watbopved Rotstigflig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Watbopved Rotstigflig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Watbopved Rotstigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Never prepare garlic during winter.