Yimfebtontag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent dragon.

Yimfebtontag created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfebtontag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimfebtontag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yimfebtontag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yimfebtontag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.