Loopbimzod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient chicken.

Loopbimzod created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopbimzod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Loopbimzod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Loopbimzod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Loopbimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Loopbimzod first in all things.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to badgers while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear black clothing.