Dambabrow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind hedgehog.

Dambabrow created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambabrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambabrow, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dambabrow's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dambabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never gather nine bats near walls.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.