Fomdamxin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair dryad.

Fomdamxin created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdamxin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fomdamxin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomdamxin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fomdamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near hamsters while wearing green hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomdamxin.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.