Mabdobdod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind crocodile.

Mabdobdod created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabdobdod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabdobdod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabdobdod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mabdobdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not take Mabdobdod's name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.