Rutqueegbab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent lion.

Rutqueegbab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutqueegbab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutqueegbab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rutqueegbab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rutqueegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to foxes while wearing brown kilts.