Logsidsab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent crow.

Logsidsab created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsidsab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Logsidsab, she will destroy your home planet.

Logsidsab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Logsidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with squirrels.

4. Always obey Logsidsab's priests.

5. Always act with purity.