Jarnfebrap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring dove.

Jarnfebrap created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfebrap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnfebrap, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jarnfebrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jarnfebrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.