Cussbennutt is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered bee.

Cussbennutt created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Cussbennutt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cussbennutt, she will curse you with boils.

Cussbennutt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cussbennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.