Cab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient raven.

Cab created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not prepare bananas while filled with joy.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never mention seals.