Hudcudkip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust goblin.

Hudcudkip created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcudkip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudcudkip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hudcudkip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hudcudkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Always wear indigo.