Stipcubbun Mifbaffet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fast wren.

Stipcubbun Mifbaffet created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcubbun Mifbaffet, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stipcubbun Mifbaffet, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stipcubbun Mifbaffet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stipcubbun Mifbaffet's Holy Commandments

1. Stipcubbun Mifbaffet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.