Ligbiddob Tighonran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful seal.

Ligbiddob Tighonran created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbiddob Tighonran, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligbiddob Tighonran, she will turn you into a duck.

Ligbiddob Tighonran's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ligbiddob Tighonran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.