Janragkemvinlib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless naga.

Janragkemvinlib created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janragkemvinlib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Janragkemvinlib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Janragkemvinlib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Janragkemvinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Janragkemvinlib first in all things.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.