Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid chicken.

Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bopmanvenrapstragrilbetsab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with pink.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not gather at towers at midday.

5. Never stain your head with black.