Poggabsan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic fly.

Poggabsan created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggabsan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Poggabsan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Poggabsan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Poggabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

2. Do not take Poggabsan's name in vain.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Poggabsan loves tapirs, so they must be respected.