Mobvabpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent bee.

Mobvabpag created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvabpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobvabpag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mobvabpag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mobvabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never gather three eagles in one place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.