Fedfarpas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage pigeon.

Fedfarpas created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Fedfarpas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedfarpas, she will make you grow a tail.

Fedfarpas' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fedfarpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.