Flapnarkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful hydra.

Flapnarkom created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapnarkom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapnarkom, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flapnarkom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flapnarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never chant in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.