Fedbarnmiglarg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish tapir.

Fedbarnmiglarg created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbarnmiglarg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedbarnmiglarg, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fedbarnmiglarg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fedbarnmiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never cross rivers at midnight.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not wear trousers marked with yellow.