Pigdobjad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane gnu.

Pigdobjad created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdobjad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigdobjad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pigdobjad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pigdobjad's Holy Commandments

1. Pigdobjad loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.