Sterfligdub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic capybara.

Sterfligdub created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Sterfligdub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterfligdub, she will come to you in dreams.

Sterfligdub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sterfligdub's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Do not listen to music.