Gidfebbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody bird.

Gidfebbog created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfebbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidfebbog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gidfebbog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gidfebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Gidfebbog's priests.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Gidfebbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.