Pigstipbot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong duck.

Pigstipbot created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigstipbot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigstipbot, he will curse you with boils.

Pigstipbot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pigstipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.