Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent shark.

Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Nibflapcisswitmegquafinggod first in all things.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never talk about fire.