Homhunbeg Madflapnig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet crane.

Homhunbeg Madflapnig created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homhunbeg Madflapnig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homhunbeg Madflapnig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Homhunbeg Madflapnig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Homhunbeg Madflapnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always take life seriously.