Quatomt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying chicken.

Quatomt created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatomt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatomt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quatomt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quatomt's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Quatomt loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never record signs.