Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing badger.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yimhivgubzim Millargcenmit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Do not stand on grass.