Pibjadban is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving hare.

Pibjadban created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibjadban, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibjadban, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pibjadban's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pibjadban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not prepare cherries while filled with joy.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.