Hotdotteen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful monkey.

Hotdotteen created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdotteen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hotdotteen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hotdotteen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hotdotteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat apples on fasting days.

3. Always remove hats before touching carbon.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.