Nillstigdotben Negkarbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillstigdotben Negkarbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nillstigdotben Negkarbom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nillstigdotben Negkarbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Nillstigdotben Negkarbom loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

5. Never stain your legs with gray.