Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak jackal.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp five times a day.

2. Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Honduddaddagfligyartduntarp loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Always pray immersed in water.