Bumwigwon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited gerbil.

Bumwigwon created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwigwon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumwigwon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bumwigwon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bumwigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumwigwon.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.