Tunfobdon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able dragon.

Tunfobdon created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Tunfobdon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tunfobdon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tunfobdon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tunfobdon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

3. Worship no other gods but Tunfobdon.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not listen to music.