Sawpagcab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented lion.

Sawpagcab created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawpagcab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawpagcab, it will be very unhappy.

Sawpagcab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sawpagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never laugh near grasshopers.

4. Never gather four bats near wells.

5. Do not record numbers concerning moons.