Cussugbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever raccoon.

Cussugbaf created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussugbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussugbaf, it will turn you into a slug.

Cussugbaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cussugbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cussugbaf.