Fodnabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective gorilla.

Fodnabpit created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnabpit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodnabpit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fodnabpit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fodnabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

3. Always remove ear rings before touching zinc.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not shave your feet.