Nandisspitcemfetjamhim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witty slug.

Nandisspitcemfetjamhim created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nandisspitcemfetjamhim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nandisspitcemfetjamhim, she will not care.

Nandisspitcemfetjamhim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nandisspitcemfetjamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never mix coconuts with blood.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Do not cook food in pots.