Farpibyartgad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring penguin.

Farpibyartgad created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farpibyartgad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farpibyartgad, she will turn you into a worm.

Farpibyartgad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Farpibyartgad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not commit murder.