Dunlistjat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Dunlistjat created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlistjat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunlistjat, it will manifest in front of you.

Dunlistjat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dunlistjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never paint your hands blue.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never approach mountains carrying stone.