Bellgamnul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, irritating hyena.

Bellgamnul created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgamnul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellgamnul, it will turn you into a tree.

Bellgamnul's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bellgamnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix corn with ash.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bellgamnul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.