Madnartgun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking raccoon.

Madnartgun created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnartgun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madnartgun, he will remove you from existence.

Madnartgun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Madnartgun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always help sick squirrels.