Dissbid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent hamster.

Dissbid created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissbid, he will turn you into a mole.

Dissbid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dissbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to horses while wearing turquoise skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.